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Packer Joke of the Day

Once upon a time, long, long ago there was a season when neither the Packers nor the Vikings made the post season playoffs. It seemed so unusual that the management of both teams got together and decided that there should be some sort of competition between the two teams, because of their great rivalry. So, they decided on a week long ice fishing competition. The team that catches the most fish at the end of the week wins. So on a cold northern Wisconsin lake they began their contest. The first day after 8 hours of fishing the Vikings had caught 100 fish and the Packers had 0. At the end of the 2nd day the Vikings had caught 200 fish and the Packers 0. That evening the Packers coach got his team together and said, "I suspect some kind of cheating is taking place." So the next morning he dressed one of his players in purple and gold and sent him over to the Viking camp to act as a spy. At the end of the day he came back to report to the coach. The coach asked, "Well, how about it, are they cheating?" "They sure are!" the player reported, "They're cutting holes in the ice."

Runner Up Joke of the Day

A Packer fan, a Viking fan and Cindy Crawford are sitting together in a train traveling through Northern Wisconsin when the train enters a tunnel and the car goes completely dark. There's a kissing noise, and then the sound of a really loud slap. When the train comes out of the tunnel, Cindy Crawford and the Viking fan are sitting as if nothing had happened and the Packer fan is holding his slapped face. The Packer fan is thinking, "The Viking fan must have kissed Cindy Crawford and she swung at him and missed, slapping me instead." Cindy Crawford is thinking, "The Packer fan must have tried to kiss me, accidentally kissed the Viking fan and got slapped for it." And The Viking fan is thinking, "This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel, I'll make another kissing noise and slap that f****** Packer fan again."

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